Monday, October 31, 2011

Smart Answers

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss?? TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".

Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us ligh t only in the day time when we don't need it".

Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".

Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?" My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.

Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition". Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".

Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".

Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".

Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".

Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering d octor?" Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".
Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" One
Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."

Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."

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Saturday, October 1, 2011

How clever are you?

Below are 4 questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?

Let's find out just how clever you really are.

First Question:

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

Try not to screw up in the next question.
To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first question.


Second Question:

If you overtake the last person, then you are...?

Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?

You're not very good at this! Are you?


Third Question:

Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only.
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000
Now add 10. What is the total?

Answer: Did you get 5000? Think again and answer.... Anyway here is the answer. The correct answer is actually 4100. Don't believe it? Check with your calculator! Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last question right?


Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono.
What is the name of the fifth daughter?

Answer: Nunu? NO! Of course not. Think properly....Her name is Mary. Read the question again


Okay, now the bonus round:
There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is

Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?

Answer: He just has to open his mouth and ask, so simple.

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Miss World 2011 Winner Leila Lopes

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Sunday, August 21, 2011

The Easy Tech

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Friday, August 19, 2011

G.C.E. (A/L ) Examination 2011 Chemistry MCQ Answers

G.C.E. (A/L ) Examination 2011 Chemistry MCQ Answers (Old Syllabus)

1 =10 ( 5.3.4)
11 =20( 1/all .3)
21 =30(
51=60 (

G.C.E. (A/L ) Examination 2011 Chemistry MCQ Answers (New Syllabus)

(01).4 (02).5 (03).1 (04).1 (05).3 (06).2 (07).5 (08).3 (09).2 (10).5 (11).2 (12).1 (13).4 (14).2 (15).2 (16).3 (17).3 (18).4 (19).1 (20).3 (21).2 (22).1 (23).4 (24).3 (25).4 (26).3 (27).5 (28).2 (29).5 (30).3 (31).1 (32).3 (33).1 (34).4 (35).3 (36).5 (37).5 (38).4 (39).1 (40).5 (41).5 (42).2 (43).3 (44).3 (45).3 (46).2 (47).4 (48).1 (49).5 (50).5


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Saturday, August 13, 2011

G.C.E. (A/L ) Examination 2011 Physics MCQ Answers

G.C.E. (A/L ) Examination 2011 Physics MCQ Answers(New Syllabus)


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G.C.E. (A/L ) Examination 2011 Biology MCQ Answers

G.C.E. (A/L ) Examination 2011 Biology MCQ Answers (Old Syllabus)



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Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Preity Zinta played Cricket at IPL 4

Preity Zinta is seen playing cricket during a friendly match between Kings XI Punjab vs Deccan Chargers .The match being played between the management team of the two team in Dharmasala.


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Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Lahiru Perera Wedding Photos


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Monday, May 16, 2011

Full List Of SLPL 2011 Foriegn Players

David Warner, Shaun Tait, Callum Ferguson, Daniel Christian

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Dinesh Karthik, Irfan Pathan, Manish Pandey, Manoj Tiwary, Munaf Patel, Paul Valthaty, Praveen Kumar, Ravichandran Ashwin, Ravindra Jadeja, Saurabh Tiwary, Umesh Yadav, Vinay Kumar

Kevin O'Brien

New Zealand
Daniel Vettori

Imran Nazir Shahid Afridi, Shoaib Akhtar, Sohail Tanvir, Umar Akmal, Wahab Riaz

South Africa
Albie Morkel, Herschelle Gibbs, Lonwabo Tsotsobe, Makhaya Ntini

West Indies
Chris Gayle, Danza Hyatt, Darren Bravo, Kieron Pollard

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Sunday, May 15, 2011

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