Sunday, January 30, 2011

TM Dilshan's Wife Manjula Thilini

~ TM Dilshan's Wife Manjula Thilini,actress

10 Most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question:
Hey, what are you doing here?
Don???t u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question:
Sorry, did that hurt?
No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:
Why, why him, of all people.
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:
Is ! The "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good??
No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit in it.

5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...
Stupid Question:
Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question:
Is the guy you're marrying good?
No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive's just the money.

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question:
Sorry. Were you sleeping?
No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping.... you dumb witted moron.

8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question:
Hey have you had a haircut?
No, its autumn and I'm shedding......

9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question:
Tell me if it hurts?
No it wont. It will just bleed.

10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...
Stupid Question:
Oh, so you smoke.
Gosh, it's a miracle was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!

Saturday, January 29, 2011

Swarnawahini Dance Star Dance

Swrnawahini,Dance Star Dance,photos,images,pictures

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Boom Boom

There were these three guys. An American, a Hispanic, and a Russian.
They decided to go hunting. The American went out in the morning and came back with a Deer.

The Hispanic asked, "How did you get the deer?"
The American answered," I followed the tracks and boom boom I got this deer.

So, the Hispanic went out the following morning and came back to camp with a larger Deer. The Russian asked, "How did you get this Deer?"
The Hispanic answered, "I followed the tracks and boom boom I got this deer.

So the Russian went out the following morning and came back with bruises, cuts and broken bones.

The American and the Hispanic asked, "What happened to you?"
The Russian answered, "I followed the tracks went boom boom and was hit by a train."

Nilanthi Dias Wedding Pictures

~Nilanthi Dias wedding photos,sirasa dancing star

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

TM Dilshan's Ex-Wife, Nilanka

~ TM Dilshan's Ex-Wife Nilanka,tm dilshans former wife,nilanka,tm dilshan ex wife photos,images,pics,pictures

Sunday, January 23, 2011

Shalani Tharaka At Her Home

Shalani Tharaka,at her home,without makeup,pictures,photos,images,sirasa kumariya,