This is a comic story called " Edirige Satare ", published in Tharunaya News Paper. It writen by Saman Edirimunee.
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Wednesday, May 11, 2011
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Sinhala Funny SMS
Sinhala funny SMS page moved to http://www.theeasytech.info/2011/09/sinhala-sms.html
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Tuesday, May 3, 2011
සුරංගනා කථාව
ඔන්න එකමත් එක රටක රාජ කුමාරයෙක් හි‍ටියා... මේ කුමාරයා ගොඩාක් සතුටින් ජීවත් උනේ.... ඉතින් දවසක් කුමාරයා අසු පිට නැගලා කැලයක් මැද්දෙන් යද්දි.... ලස්සන කුමා‍රිකාවක් මල් නෙලමින් හිටියලු.... අසු පිටින් බැස ආ කුමාරයා කුම‍රිය අමතා " කුමරියනි.. ඔබ මා හා විවාහ වන්න කැමතිද...?" මදක් ඔරවා කුම‍රිය " නැහැ.... කවදාවත්ම නැහැ....." කියා පැවසීය. නැවත අසුපිට නැග පිටත් වූ කුම‍‍රා මුළු ජීවිත කාලය‍ම සතුටින් ජීවත් වූනාලු.
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Life Without A Girl Friend
1. You can stare at any Girl.
2. You don’t have to spend money on her.
3. You won’t get boring result in ur board papers.
4. No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing.
5. You can be “yourself”
6. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one loves to be a cool guy.
7. This can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to ring.
8. You won’t have to tolerate someone else defining, “right” and ”wrong” for u.
9. Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can't do anything according ur wishes anymore.
10. You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family life.
11. You won’t have to waste paper writing love letters. No more endless waiting for ur date to arrive at some weird shop place.
12. You wont have to fight over having a ‘special’ friend with your folks.
13. You wont have to see boring love stories instead of sports.
14. You wont have to tell lie to anybody and, therefore, you’ll sin less.
15. You can have good night’s sleep-no need to dream about her.
16. You can have more friends, as u will have more time for them.
17. No non-stop nonsense.
18. You wont have drown in the pool of her tears.
19. No tension.
20. If u don’t have a girlfriend, she can’t dump u.
21. You won’t have to hide your telephone bills
2. You don’t have to spend money on her.
3. You won’t get boring result in ur board papers.
4. No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing.
5. You can be “yourself”
6. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one loves to be a cool guy.
7. This can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to ring.
8. You won’t have to tolerate someone else defining, “right” and ”wrong” for u.
9. Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can't do anything according ur wishes anymore.
10. You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family life.
11. You won’t have to waste paper writing love letters. No more endless waiting for ur date to arrive at some weird shop place.
12. You wont have to fight over having a ‘special’ friend with your folks.
13. You wont have to see boring love stories instead of sports.
14. You wont have to tell lie to anybody and, therefore, you’ll sin less.
15. You can have good night’s sleep-no need to dream about her.
16. You can have more friends, as u will have more time for them.
17. No non-stop nonsense.
18. You wont have drown in the pool of her tears.
19. No tension.
20. If u don’t have a girlfriend, she can’t dump u.
21. You won’t have to hide your telephone bills
World's Easiest Quiz
1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?
2) Which country makes Panama hats?
3) From which animal do we get catgut?
4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?
6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?
7) What was King George VI's first name?
8) What color is a purple finch?
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?
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ANSWERS TO THE QUIZ
1) How long did the Hundred Years War last? 116 years
2) Which country makes Panama hats? Ecuador
3) From which animal do we get cat gut? Sheep and Horses
4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? November
5) What is a camel's hair brush made of? Squirrel fur
6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal? Dogs
7) What was King George VI's first name? Albert
8) What color is a purple finch? Crimson
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from? New Zealand
2) Which country makes Panama hats?
3) From which animal do we get catgut?
4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?
6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?
7) What was King George VI's first name?
8) What color is a purple finch?
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?
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ANSWERS TO THE QUIZ
1) How long did the Hundred Years War last? 116 years
2) Which country makes Panama hats? Ecuador
3) From which animal do we get cat gut? Sheep and Horses
4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? November
5) What is a camel's hair brush made of? Squirrel fur
6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal? Dogs
7) What was King George VI's first name? Albert
8) What color is a purple finch? Crimson
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from? New Zealand
Sunday, May 1, 2011
7x7
පිස්සන් කොටුවෙ පිස්සො කීප දෙනෙක්ව නිදහස් කරන්න කියලා තීරණයක් අරගෙන තිබුනලු එතන බාරව ඉන්න දොස්තර මහත්තය.විභාග කිහිපයකින්ම පස්සේ අන්තිමට ඉතුරු උනේ පිස්සො තුන්දෙනෙක් විතරයි.ඔන්න ඉතින් අන්තිම විභාගෙට මේ තුන්දෙනාව ගත්ත.විභාගයක් කිව්වට මේක සම්මුඛ පරික්‍ෂනයක්.
ඔන්න පටන්ගත්ත.
7x7 කීයද ? විනාඩි දෙකහමාරකට පස්සේ පළවෙනි පිස්සගෙන් උත්තරය ලැබුනා.සර් 19,501 යි.
මෙයාට තාම හොඳ මදි යවන්න බැහැ.ඊළඟ
7x7 කීයද ? විනාඩි 5 කට විතර පස්සේ දෙවෙනි පිස්සගේ උත්තරය ලැබුනා.සර් 5031
මේ මිනිහටත් හොඳ මදිනේ යවන්න බැහැ.ඊළඟ
7x7 කීයද ?විනාඩියක්වත් ගියෙ නැහැ 49 යි සර්.හරියට හරි තමුසෙට යන්න පුළුවන්.ඒ උනාට අපිට කියනවකෝ තමුසේ මේ උත්තරය ගත්ත විදිහ පොඩ්ඩක්.
අයියෝ සර්ලා ඕකවත් දන්නේ නැද්ද.මම කලේ මේකයි සර්,අර 19,501 ක 5031 න් බෙදල සෙනසුරාදායින් වැඩි කලා එච්චරයි.
~ Sinhala jokes,funny sinhala jokes,sinhala joke stories,සිංහල විහිලු කතා,සිංහල විහිලු,විහිලු
ඔන්න පටන්ගත්ත.
7x7 කීයද ? විනාඩි දෙකහමාරකට පස්සේ පළවෙනි පිස්සගෙන් උත්තරය ලැබුනා.සර් 19,501 යි.
මෙයාට තාම හොඳ මදි යවන්න බැහැ.ඊළඟ
7x7 කීයද ? විනාඩි 5 කට විතර පස්සේ දෙවෙනි පිස්සගේ උත්තරය ලැබුනා.සර් 5031
මේ මිනිහටත් හොඳ මදිනේ යවන්න බැහැ.ඊළඟ
7x7 කීයද ?විනාඩියක්වත් ගියෙ නැහැ 49 යි සර්.හරියට හරි තමුසෙට යන්න පුළුවන්.ඒ උනාට අපිට කියනවකෝ තමුසේ මේ උත්තරය ගත්ත විදිහ පොඩ්ඩක්.
අයියෝ සර්ලා ඕකවත් දන්නේ නැද්ද.මම කලේ මේකයි සර්,අර 19,501 ක 5031 න් බෙදල සෙනසුරාදායින් වැඩි කලා එච්චරයි.
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Saturday, April 30, 2011
CV of the Year
This is an actual job application that a 17-year-old boy submitted at a McDonald's restaurant in Florida; and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!
NAME: Greg Bulmash.
SEX: Censored
DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.
DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
EDUCATION: Yes.
LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
SALARY: Less than I'm worth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and 'post-it' notes.
REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
AVAILABLE FOR WORK: Of course. That's why I'm applying.
PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30 � 3:30pm., Monday, Tuesday and Thursday.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?
DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UPTO 50lbs?: 50lbs. of what?
DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"
HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be the winner of the Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes.
DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job, no, on my breaks, yes.
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb blond supermodel who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.
DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.
SIGN HERE: Aries.
NAME: Greg Bulmash.
SEX: Censored
DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.
DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
EDUCATION: Yes.
LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
SALARY: Less than I'm worth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and 'post-it' notes.
REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
AVAILABLE FOR WORK: Of course. That's why I'm applying.
PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30 � 3:30pm., Monday, Tuesday and Thursday.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?
DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UPTO 50lbs?: 50lbs. of what?
DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"
HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be the winner of the Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes.
DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job, no, on my breaks, yes.
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb blond supermodel who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.
DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.
SIGN HERE: Aries.
Friday, April 29, 2011
The Male Cycle
When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits.
When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life.
In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.
When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.
When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big tits.
When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life.
In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.
When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.
When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big tits.
Wednesday, April 27, 2011
යතුර
ඇම්ඩ :- අනේ දොස්තර මහත්තයෝ මගේ පුතා යතුරක් ගිල්ලා
ඩොකා :- හ්ම්ම් කවද්ද?
ඇම්ඩ :- මාස තුනකට කලින්
ඩොකා :- එතකොට උඹල මෙච්චර කල් මොනවද කරේ ?
ඇම්ඩ :- අපි වෙන යතුරක් යූස් කරේ
ඩොකා :- ඉතින් උඹල දැන් ආවෙ මොකද ?
ඇම්ඩ :- ඒ යතුරත් නැති වෙලා
~ Sinhala jokes,funny sinhala jokes,sinhala joke stories,සිංහල විහිලු කතා,සිංහල විහිලු,විහිලු
ඩොකා :- හ්ම්ම් කවද්ද?
ඇම්ඩ :- මාස තුනකට කලින්
ඩොකා :- එතකොට උඹල මෙච්චර කල් මොනවද කරේ ?
ඇම්ඩ :- අපි වෙන යතුරක් යූස් කරේ
ඩොකා :- ඉතින් උඹල දැන් ආවෙ මොකද ?
ඇම්ඩ :- ඒ යතුරත් නැති වෙලා
~ Sinhala jokes,funny sinhala jokes,sinhala joke stories,සිංහල විහිලු කතා,සිංහල විහිලු,විහිලු
Friday, April 22, 2011
New Vacancy in Mobitel
මෙන්න MOBITEL එකෙ ජොබ් එකක් කරන්න අවස්ථවක්,
වැටුප:RS.40,000
අවම සුදුසුකම:A/L 3 passes
Place එක: Colombo
JOB එක: Mobitel towerඑක උඩ හිටගෙන Airtel signal අවොත් හූ කියල එලවන්නෙ ඔනෙ......
~ Sinhala jokes,funny sinhala jokes,sinhala joke stories,සිංහල විහිලු කතා,සිංහල විහිලු,විහිලු
වැටුප:RS.40,000
අවම සුදුසුකම:A/L 3 passes
Place එක: Colombo
JOB එක: Mobitel towerඑක උඩ හිටගෙන Airtel signal අවොත් හූ කියල එලවන්නෙ ඔනෙ......
~ Sinhala jokes,funny sinhala jokes,sinhala joke stories,සිංහල විහිලු කතා,සිංහල විහිලු,විහිලු
Tuesday, April 19, 2011
If You Love Somebody
The Original Version
If you love somebody, Set her free… If she comes back, she’s yours, If she doesn’t, she never was..
The New Versions
Psychologist: If you love somebody set her free… If she comes back, her super ego is dominant; If she doesn’t come, back her id is supreme; If she doesn’t go, she must be crazy.
Suspicious: If you love somebody, Set her free… If she ever comes back, ask her why.
Pessimist: If you love somebody, Set her free… If she ever comes back, she’s yours, If she doesn’t, well, as expected, she never was.
Bill Gates: If you love somebody, Set her free… If she comes back, I think we can charge her for re-installation fees and tell her that she’s also going to get an upgrade.
Marketing Expert: If you love somebody set her free… If she comes back, she has brand loyalty; If she doesn’t, reposition the brand in new markets.
Optimist: If you love somebody, Set her free… Don’t worry, she will come back.
Impatient: If you love somebody, Set her free… If she doesn’t come back within some time limit, forget her.
Patient: If you love somebody, Set her free… If she doesn’t come back, continue to wait until she comes back…
Animal-Rights Activist: If you love somebody, Set her free… In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!
Lawyers: If you love somebody, Set her free… Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that…
Schwarzenegger’s Fan: If you love somebody, Set her free… SHE’LL BE BACK! Over Possessive: If you love somebody don’t set her free.
HR Specialist: If you love somebody set her free… By offering her VRS and other benefits, then outsource her.
Somnabulist: If you love somebody set her free… If she comes back, it’s a nightmare; If she doesn’t, you must be dreaming.
Finance Expert: If you love somebody set her free… If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans; If she doesn’t, write her off as an asset gone bad.
Playful: If you love somebody, Set her free… *If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again, repeat*
If you love somebody, Set her free… If she comes back, she’s yours, If she doesn’t, she never was..
The New Versions
Psychologist: If you love somebody set her free… If she comes back, her super ego is dominant; If she doesn’t come, back her id is supreme; If she doesn’t go, she must be crazy.
Suspicious: If you love somebody, Set her free… If she ever comes back, ask her why.
Pessimist: If you love somebody, Set her free… If she ever comes back, she’s yours, If she doesn’t, well, as expected, she never was.
Bill Gates: If you love somebody, Set her free… If she comes back, I think we can charge her for re-installation fees and tell her that she’s also going to get an upgrade.
Marketing Expert: If you love somebody set her free… If she comes back, she has brand loyalty; If she doesn’t, reposition the brand in new markets.
Optimist: If you love somebody, Set her free… Don’t worry, she will come back.
Impatient: If you love somebody, Set her free… If she doesn’t come back within some time limit, forget her.
Patient: If you love somebody, Set her free… If she doesn’t come back, continue to wait until she comes back…
Animal-Rights Activist: If you love somebody, Set her free… In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!
Lawyers: If you love somebody, Set her free… Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that…
Schwarzenegger’s Fan: If you love somebody, Set her free… SHE’LL BE BACK! Over Possessive: If you love somebody don’t set her free.
HR Specialist: If you love somebody set her free… By offering her VRS and other benefits, then outsource her.
Somnabulist: If you love somebody set her free… If she comes back, it’s a nightmare; If she doesn’t, you must be dreaming.
Finance Expert: If you love somebody set her free… If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans; If she doesn’t, write her off as an asset gone bad.
Playful: If you love somebody, Set her free… *If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again, repeat*
Monday, April 18, 2011
Best Voted Mail Of The Year
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen. God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.
The next morning,sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast,packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the check book. He cleaned
the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.
Then it was already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing. At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork
chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.
After supper,he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded
laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love which he managed to get through without complaint.
The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said, "Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back."
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you have
learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait nine months,though. You got pregnant last night."
"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen. God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.
The next morning,sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast,packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the check book. He cleaned
the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.
Then it was already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing. At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork
chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.
After supper,he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded
laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love which he managed to get through without complaint.
The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said, "Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back."
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you have
learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait nine months,though. You got pregnant last night."
Sunday, April 3, 2011
Cricket Mania
A man had two of the best tickets for the Cricket World Cup Final. As he sits down, another man comes along and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.
"No", he says, "the seat belongs to me but it is empty.."
"This is incredible!" said the man, "who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the World Cup Final, the biggest sporting event of the year, and not use it?"
He says, "Well, actually, my wife was supposed to come with me, but she passed away. This is the first Cup Final we haven't been to together since we got married."
"Oh... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. I guess you couldn't find someone else, a friend or
relative or even a neighbor to take the seat?"
The man shakes his head... "No. They're all at the funeral."
"No", he says, "the seat belongs to me but it is empty.."
"This is incredible!" said the man, "who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the World Cup Final, the biggest sporting event of the year, and not use it?"
He says, "Well, actually, my wife was supposed to come with me, but she passed away. This is the first Cup Final we haven't been to together since we got married."
"Oh... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. I guess you couldn't find someone else, a friend or
relative or even a neighbor to take the seat?"
The man shakes his head... "No. They're all at the funeral."
Saturday, April 2, 2011
Albert Einstein's Storys
Albert Einstein's wife often suggested that he dress more professionally,
when he headed off to work.
"Why should I?" he would invariably argue.
Everyone knows me there."
When the time came for Einstein to attend his first major conference,
she begged him to dress up a bit.
"Why should I?" said Einstein.
"No one knows me there
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= =========
Albert Einstein was often asked to explain the general theory of relativity.
"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour,"
he once declared.
"Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute.
That's relativity!"
========= ========= ========= ========= =========
When Albert Einstein was working in Princeton university,
one day he was going back home he forgot his home address.
The driver of the cab did not recognize him.
Einstein asked the driver if he knows Einstein's home.
The driver said "Who does not know Einstein's address?
Everyone in Princeton knows.
Do you want to meet him?".
Einstein replied "I am Einstein.
I forgot my home address, can you take me there? "
The driver reached him to his home and did not even collect his fare from him .
========= ========= ========= ========= =========
Einstein was once travelling from Princeton on a train when the conductor came down the aisle,
punching the tickets of every passenger.
When he came to Einstein,
Einstein reached in his vest pocket.
He couldn't find his ticket,
so he reached in his trouser pockets.
It wasn't there, so he looked in his briefcase but couldn't find it.
Then he looked in the seat beside him.
He still couldn't find it.
The conductor said,
'Dr. Einstein, I know who you are.
We all know who you are.
I'm sure you bought a ticket.
Don't worry about it.'
Einstein nodded appreciatively.
The conductor continued down the aisle punching tickets.
As he was ready to move to the next car,
he turned around and saw the great physicist
down on his hands and knees
looking under his seat for his ticket.
The conductor rushed back and said,
'Dr. Einstein, Dr. Einstein, don't worry,
I know who you are. No problem.
You don't need a ticket.
I'm sure you bought one.'
Einstein looked at him and said,
'Young man, I too, know who I am.
What I don't know is where I'm going. That's why I am searching my ticket''
when he headed off to work.
"Why should I?" he would invariably argue.
Everyone knows me there."
When the time came for Einstein to attend his first major conference,
she begged him to dress up a bit.
"Why should I?" said Einstein.
"No one knows me there
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= =========
Albert Einstein was often asked to explain the general theory of relativity.
"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour,"
he once declared.
"Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute.
That's relativity!"
========= ========= ========= ========= =========
When Albert Einstein was working in Princeton university,
one day he was going back home he forgot his home address.
The driver of the cab did not recognize him.
Einstein asked the driver if he knows Einstein's home.
The driver said "Who does not know Einstein's address?
Everyone in Princeton knows.
Do you want to meet him?".
Einstein replied "I am Einstein.
I forgot my home address, can you take me there? "
The driver reached him to his home and did not even collect his fare from him .
========= ========= ========= ========= =========
Einstein was once travelling from Princeton on a train when the conductor came down the aisle,
punching the tickets of every passenger.
When he came to Einstein,
Einstein reached in his vest pocket.
He couldn't find his ticket,
so he reached in his trouser pockets.
It wasn't there, so he looked in his briefcase but couldn't find it.
Then he looked in the seat beside him.
He still couldn't find it.
The conductor said,
'Dr. Einstein, I know who you are.
We all know who you are.
I'm sure you bought a ticket.
Don't worry about it.'
Einstein nodded appreciatively.
The conductor continued down the aisle punching tickets.
As he was ready to move to the next car,
he turned around and saw the great physicist
down on his hands and knees
looking under his seat for his ticket.
The conductor rushed back and said,
'Dr. Einstein, Dr. Einstein, don't worry,
I know who you are. No problem.
You don't need a ticket.
I'm sure you bought one.'
Einstein looked at him and said,
'Young man, I too, know who I am.
What I don't know is where I'm going. That's why I am searching my ticket''
Friday, April 1, 2011
Gmail Motion - A new way to communicate
The mouse and keyboard were invented before the Internet even existed. Since then, countless technological advancements have allowed for much more efficient human computer interaction. Why then do we continue to use outdated technology? Introducing Gmail Motion -- now you can control Gmail with your body.
Try it your self http://gmail.com/motion
How it works
Gmail Motion uses your computer's built-in webcam and Google's patented spatial tracking technology to detect your movements and translate them into meaningful characters and commands. Movements are designed to be simple and intuitive for people of all skill levels.
Motion Guide
Familiarize yourself with some of the basic functionality of Gmail Motion using this printable guide of sample gestures. With it, you'll be able to start writing and responding to emails – with your body – in no time.
** It's another April Fools day's joke from the Google
~Gmail Motion,A new way to communicate ,april fools day,2011,jokes,google
ICC World Cup 2011 Final At The R.Premadasa Stadium,Colombo -ලෝක කුසලාන අවසන් මහ තරගය ඛෙත්තාරාමයේ දී
ලෝක කුසලාන ක්‍රිකට්‌ තරගාවලියේ අවසාන මහා තරගය ශ්‍රී ලංකාවේ කොළඹ ආර් ප්‍රේමදාස ක්‍රීඩංගණයේදී පැවැත්වීමට ජාත්‍යන්තර ක්‍රිකට්‌ කවුන්සලය තිරණය කර ඇතැයි ඊයේ (31 වැනිදා) මධ්‍යම රාත්‍රිය වනවිට වාර්තා වී තිබිණි.
ඉන්දියාවේ මුම්බායි හා වත්කඩේ ක්‍රීඩාංගණයේ පැවැත්වීමට නියමිතව තිබූ එම තරගයට එල්ලවී ඇති ත්‍රස්‌තවාදී තර්ජන හේතුවෙන් අයිසීසීය මෙම තීරණය ගෙන තිබේ.
ඒ අනුව අද (01 වැනිදා) පෙරවරුවේ විශේෂ ගුවන් යානයකින් දෙරටේ ක්‍රීඩකයෝ ශ්‍රී ලංකාවට පැමිණේ
http://www.divaina.com/2011/04/01/news18.html
This is from the Divaina news paper. It's just a April fool day's joke.
~ICC World Cup 2011 Final At The R.Premadasa Stadium,Colombo,Sri Lanka,divaina,april fools day,joke
ඉන්දියාවේ මුම්බායි හා වත්කඩේ ක්‍රීඩාංගණයේ පැවැත්වීමට නියමිතව තිබූ එම තරගයට එල්ලවී ඇති ත්‍රස්‌තවාදී තර්ජන හේතුවෙන් අයිසීසීය මෙම තීරණය ගෙන තිබේ.
ඒ අනුව අද (01 වැනිදා) පෙරවරුවේ විශේෂ ගුවන් යානයකින් දෙරටේ ක්‍රීඩකයෝ ශ්‍රී ලංකාවට පැමිණේ
http://www.divaina.com/2011/04/01/news18.html
This is from the Divaina news paper. It's just a April fool day's joke.
~ICC World Cup 2011 Final At The R.Premadasa Stadium,Colombo,Sri Lanka,divaina,april fools day,joke
Wednesday, March 30, 2011
A Programmer's Love Letter
Sweetheart ,
I've seen you yesterday while surfing on the local train platform and realized that you are the only site I was browsing for. For a long time I've been lonely; this has been the bug in my life and you can be a real debugger for me now.
My life is an uncompiled program without you, which never produces an executable code and hence is useless.
You are not only beautiful by face but all your ActiveX controls are attractive as well.
Your smile is so delightful; it encourages me and gives me power equal to thousands of mainframes processing power.
When you looked at me last evening, I felt like all my program modules are running smoothly and giving expected results. /*which I never experienced before.*/
With this letter, I just want to convey to you that if we are linked together, I¡¯ll provide you all objects & libraries necessary for a human being to live an error free life.
I anticipate that nobody has already logged in to your database so that my connect script will fail.
And its all but certain that if
this happened to me, my system will crash beyond recovery.
Kindly interpret this letter properly and grant me all privileges of your inbox. Error free...
Regards,
Software Programmer
I've seen you yesterday while surfing on the local train platform and realized that you are the only site I was browsing for. For a long time I've been lonely; this has been the bug in my life and you can be a real debugger for me now.
My life is an uncompiled program without you, which never produces an executable code and hence is useless.
You are not only beautiful by face but all your ActiveX controls are attractive as well.
Your smile is so delightful; it encourages me and gives me power equal to thousands of mainframes processing power.
When you looked at me last evening, I felt like all my program modules are running smoothly and giving expected results. /*which I never experienced before.*/
With this letter, I just want to convey to you that if we are linked together, I¡¯ll provide you all objects & libraries necessary for a human being to live an error free life.
I anticipate that nobody has already logged in to your database so that my connect script will fail.
And its all but certain that if
this happened to me, my system will crash beyond recovery.
Kindly interpret this letter properly and grant me all privileges of your inbox. Error free...
Regards,
Software Programmer
This Is Why I Don't Like Visiting My Rich Friends
This is why I don't like visiting my rich friends
Once when visiting a very rich friend of mine , the maid approached me and asked me ......
1- Question : What would you like to have for a drink, fruit juice, soda, tea , hot chocolate, cappuccino, frappuccino or coffee?
Answer: Tea please.
2- Question : Ceylon tea, Indian tea, herbal tea, bush tea, honey bush tea, iced tea or green tea ?
Answer : Ceylon tea please
3- Question : How would you like it? black or white?
Answer : White
4- Question : Milk or fresh cream?
Answer : With milk
5- Question : Powdered milk or fresh milk ?
Answer : Aah , fresh .
6- Question : Goat's milk or cow's milk?
Answer : cow's milk please .
7- Question : Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?
Answer: umm , think I'll just take it black
8- Question : would you like it with a sweetener, sugar or honey or without ?
Answer : with sugar
9- Question :beet sugar or cane sugar ?
Answer : cane sugar
10- Question : white, brown or yellow sugar?
Answer: Oh ya , forget about the tea , just give me a glass of water instead .
11- Question : mineral water , tap water or distilled water?
Answer : mineral water
12- Question :flavoured or non-flavoured?
Answer: I think I'll just die of thirst !!!!!!!!
Which Is The Most Dangerous English Language Alphabet ??
Which is the
most Dangerous
English Language Alphabet ??
Answer "W"...
It is tension generator...
.coz all the worries get initiated with "W"...
Who??
Why?
What?
When?
Which??
Whom??
Where??
War...
Wine...Whisky... Women...
Weak
And finally.......
Believe it or not ..........
WIFE...
most Dangerous
English Language Alphabet ??
Answer "W"...
It is tension generator...
.coz all the worries get initiated with "W"...
Who??
Why?
What?
When?
Which??
Whom??
Where??
War...
Wine...Whisky... Women...
Weak
And finally.......
Believe it or not ..........
WIFE...
Saturday, March 26, 2011
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