Saturday, April 30, 2011

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CV of the Year

This is an actual job application that a 17-year-old boy submitted at a McDonald's restaurant in Florida; and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!



NAME: Greg Bulmash.



SEX: Censored



DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.



DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.



EDUCATION: Yes.



LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.



SALARY: Less than I'm worth.



MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and 'post-it' notes.



REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.



AVAILABLE FOR WORK: Of course. That's why I'm applying.



PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30 � 3:30pm., Monday, Tuesday and Thursday.



DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.



MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?



DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UPTO 50lbs?: 50lbs. of what?



DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"



HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be the winner of the Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes.



DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job, no, on my breaks, yes.



WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb blond supermodel who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.



DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.



SIGN HERE: Aries.

10 Commandments About Marriage

Commandment 1

Marriages are made in heaven. But so are thunder and lightning.


Commandment 2

If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say; talk in your sleep.


Commandment 3

Marriage is grand — and divorce is at least 100 grand!


Commandment 4

Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.


Commandment 5

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is.


Commandment 6

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.


Commandment 7

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.


Commandment 8

Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.


Commandment 9

Marriage and love are purely matter of chemistry. That is why wives treat husbands like toxic waste.


Commandment 10

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.

Friday, April 29, 2011

Prince William and Kate Middleton Wedding Day Photos

Prince Chales and Cammila Arrive for the Royal Wedding


Queen Elizabeth Arrive for the Royal Wedding


Prince William Kate Middleton First Kiss at the balcony



David and Victoria Beckham Arrive at Westminster Abbey for the Royal Wedding






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