Saturday, February 26, 2011

5 Truths In A Life

1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.

2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.

3. And discover that the first truth is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.

5. There's still a stupid smile on your face.

I apologise about this. I'm an idiot too and I needed company.

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